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pervocracy:

Everyone knows that on Uber/Lyft you should always give the driver five stars unless they, like, drive the car into the ocean or something, right? You can’t say “the ride was fine, nothing special, so I gave them three stars,” because the company will punish them for being anything less than perfect.

Well, you should know that the same rule goes for any kind of customer service survey. Unless the service you received was unacceptable, give them 5/5 or 10/10 or whatever. It’s annoying, because it ruins the sensitivity of the survey, but it’s how it’s gotta be. 9/10 gets treated like a problem and 6/10 gets treated like a disaster. Understand this and do the workers a favor by grading easy.

“but they didnt have a nice conversation with me” bitch you hired a driver not a therapist, give em 5 stars

stamaticsoup: proto-l: c-bassmeow: thebadmovie: problemsleuth: [1920′s gangster voice] every...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:21:12 -0400

stamaticsoup:

proto-l:

c-bassmeow:

thebadmovie:

problemsleuth:

[1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid…….

t’anks boss

VINNY YOU’S VALID!

Is I valid, boss?

YES

joe-isnt-here-right-now: I love how the employees are enjoying...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:21:00 -0400

joe-isnt-here-right-now:

I love how the employees are enjoying it JUST as much

tehnakki: norcumi: hamelin-born: diarrheaworldstarhiphop: aure...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:20:34 -0400

tehnakki:

norcumi:

hamelin-born:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

aurelious-auria:

highlandvalley:

これは腕が疲れそうだな

finally

a good VR game that isnt vrchat

IMAGINE LIGHTSABER TRAINING IN THE JEDI TEMPLE BEING LIKE THIS.

So I hit up youtube, and it’s even wilder with the player shown. I CAN SEE THIS!

holy crap. this is the first vr game that has made me actually want to play a vr game!

niggazinmoscow: I’ll drink to that

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:20:20 -0400

niggazinmoscow:

I’ll drink to that

melodicdeathyeongha: bellatrixt: ritual-and-chaos-main: imoque...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:20:08 -0400

melodicdeathyeongha:

bellatrixt:

ritual-and-chaos-main:

imoquest:

“a beautiful painting”

this is the future of art

@karoldanvers

I cant believe Classical Art meme-ing will soon become a legitimate form of art appreciation / critique

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:19:01 -0400

captainpoe: I’M SOLD!

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:18:57 -0400

captainpoe:

I’M SOLD!

crayonchewer:You crazy ‘mons, stop fighting over who’s the...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:18:15 -0400

crayonchewer:

You crazy ‘mons, stop fighting over who’s the coolest. You’re all just gonna evolve into the same thing anyway!

brianna-sama: wonderytho: me🌶️irl That says salsa….

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:17:08 -0400

brianna-sama:

wonderytho:

me🌶️irl

That says salsa….

ovopack: ツインテール尻尾同士を打ち鳴らして威嚇など。毒無し。

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:16:51 -0400

ovopack:

ツインテール
尻尾同士を打ち鳴らして威嚇など。毒無し。

nesskain: God Of Night

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:16:42 -0400

nesskain:

God Of Night

hiziri-pro: Juguar-Man. Posted a picture to the patreon. Full...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:16:36 -0400

hiziri-pro:

Juguar-Man.
Posted a picture to the patreon.
Full size JPG and PSD can be downloaded according to the amount of support.
https://www.patreon.com/satoshi_matsuura

gameraboy: OH MY GOD!!! Gas is $1.15! Oh, and there’s a T. Rex...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:09:26 -0400

gameraboy:

OH MY GOD!!! Gas is $1.15! Oh, and there’s a T. Rex there.

The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)

the-ziggy-starbucks: dai-rokuten-maou: tikola-nesla-1907: misg...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:08:45 -0400

the-ziggy-starbucks:

dai-rokuten-maou:

tikola-nesla-1907:

misgivings:

misgivings:

Slav pronouncing US states

north and south dAhkotah

Me me sisi si sip mip sipipi mesipi mesipimipi YES

@norageonlypancakes

Petition to make these the official pronunciations

kane52630: madejlesbian: “i made a kid cry we’re going to...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:07:35 -0400

kane52630:

madejlesbian:

“i made a kid cry we’re going to hell”

One of the rare times Eric Andre broke character